The Story Of The Alannah Times.
The Alannah Times is an online newspaper that was founded by the one and only Alannah, and co-founded by her best friend Rhiannon. The original Alannah Times was a newspaper that Alannah printed off, then we decided to go online. And that's the story of the Alannah times :)
Welcome To The second edition of The Alannah Times
Hello everyone! Alannah and Rhiannon here to bring you the latest edition of The Alannah Times. Sorry we havn't updated in a while we've been sort of busy!
Our new stories are gonna be greater than the last!
One more thing before you start reading: The Alannah Times stories are NOT real stories they were made up by us at The Alannah Times.
Enjoy your read. We will update a lot more often now!
TOP STORIES
Airplane food: Disgusting or Delicious?
Best Horror Movies EVER.
Tradgic Comedians.
Movie Theatres: Don't you hate it when people laugh at things that aren't funny?
Airplane Food : Is it good or bad?
Do you think airplane food is good or bad? Well we think its bad.
Have you ever gotten stale cookies, pulp filled juice, moldy peanuts or any other disgusting food? Well we know a world traveler who has. Here is her story:
Teresa Green loved travelling in her brand new car so very much untill one sad day she found that her car broke down. Her only other options at the time were: Public transport or Travel the world and make more money to get a car. She chose to travel the world. She hopped onto her very first airplane flight. She took first class seats. She thought she was being treated like a princess untill she got served her very first plate of airplane food. A stunned look on Teresa's face. WOW. This looks marvelous. Who ever the chef was thankyou a lot for this wholesome meal. Now she thought she was being treated as a queen. Little did she know she wasn't the only royal person on the plane. The queen of England was sitting right next to her. Teresa took a bite of the 'tuna surprise' as the flight attendant called it. 'WHAT'S THIS DISGUSTING FILTH MENT TO BE?', she screamed in horror. She spat out the food right onto the queen. She hated airplane food from that point on! Poor Teresa.
Best Horror Movies EVER!
Horror movies...Nearly everyone has seen one and nearly everyone almost has a little accident (if you know what I mean) during the scariest parts of the movie. Horror movies come in so many different varieties! If you hate all the super scary stuff you should watch all the Chucky movies! They're really not as scary as people make out. They are some of the best movies us at The Alannah Times have ever seen. If you're in to moderatly creepy stuff you should see the Jeepers Creepers movies. They scare you at first 'cause you never know when the guys is gonna creep out of no where. Now for the real horror. Well...Umm going into this kinda stuff is gonna be hard but i've heard that Bloody Mary is REALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLY freaky. That's all i'm gonna say for now. But I recomend Chucky to everyone. You just can't hate him!
We are gonna catch up with the duo Chucky and Tiffany so look at our interviews!
TRADGIC...And I mean TRADGIC commedians.
Well here is my explanation on these tradgic commedians. You think that people are actually laughing at your jokes..they actually aren't. They are laughing at how bad the jokes are!
People of the world, if you know you suck at telling jokes, don't quit your day job. And please don't tell your jokes in public! No one wants to hear them...Or see them for that matter.
Thankyou for listening to this very serious short story.
Movie Theatres: People laughing at things that are NOT funny.
How annoying is it when you are sitting down quietly in the cinema and then all of a sudden when your just starting to get into the movie all you can hear is the most annoying laugh you've ever heard and mind you there was nothing to even laugh at anyway. Then it chains on someone will start laughing at the annoying person's laugh and then before you know it someone will yell "SHUT UP" and then there's a huge "WHY DON'T YOU SHUT UP" and then "MAKE ME"...You get my point. It goes on and on and no one gets to see a full scene of the movie!
So people before you go into a movie theatre take into account that people are there to actually watch the movie not laugh like a hyena at the most un called for times.
For more on this story we catched up with Hyena Harry, a long time laugher at the movies. See what his point is!
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